* First Law of Paintball
If ya ain't safe, ya ain't playin'
* Second Law of Paintball
Never give up, never say die, fight to the end,
and take as many of them with you, when you go.
* Third Law of Paintball
Learn from other people's mistakes,
because you won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
* Fourth Law of Paintball
No matter how good you are, there's always someone better.
* Fifth Law of Paintball
No matter how bad you are, there's always someone worse.
* Sixth Law of Paintball
Technology should NEVER be a substitute for skill.
* Seventh Law of Paintball
If you DON'T have the flag -- you're an obstacle.
If you DO have the flag -- you're a TARGET!
* Eighth Law of Paintball
Four Constants Of High Pressure Situations
1. CONSTANT air -- isn't.
2. QUICK changes -- aren't.
3. BARREL CLEANing squeegees -- won't.
4. NO FOG lenses -- will.
* Ninth Law of Paintball
Good players ACT, average players REact.
* Tenth Law of Paintball
Wear your goggles and the only thing that can get permanently injured by a paintball, is your pride.
* Eleventh Law of Paintball
It's easy to be a good shot on the target range,
the targets don't shoot back.
* Twelfth Law of Paintball
You'll never HAVE a chance if you never TAKE a chance.
* Thirteenth Law of Paintball
The only thing worse than a bad loser is a bad winner.
* Fourteenth Law of Paintball
Most people who TALK a good game don't PLAY a good game.
* Fifteenth Law of Paintball
Whoever said, "Nobody ever remembers second place,"
never finished in third place.
* Sixteenth Law of Paintball
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
* Seventeenth Law of Paintball
There are only two time when you will get hit,
when you're
a. alone; or
b. with someone else.
* Eighteenth Law of Paintball
I'd rather see a THOUSAND LOUSY players with GOOD attitudes,
than see ONE GOOD player with a LOUSY attitude.
* Nineteenth Law of Paintball
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are"
Theodore Roosevelt
* Twentieth Law of Paintball
RELAX! It's just a GAME!
